Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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