he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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