I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
FUCK WHALES
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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