walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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