I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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