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Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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