she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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