drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
