Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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