OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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