they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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