I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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