Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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