Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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