Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
