Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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