I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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