we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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