Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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