Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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