he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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