I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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