he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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