I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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