Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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