The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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