So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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