I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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