I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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