No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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