I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.