Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
we're making bets on your personal life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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