Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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