Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Someone came in the potted fern
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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