i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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