the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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