i barfeds in our rink
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
even my farts smell like vagina
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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