Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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