In the future we'll all be gay
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
And the cops told us we were all naked.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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