Can i not drive my cunt home
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I think people are normalizing furries
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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