They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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