where am i from again
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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