weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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