Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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