got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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