We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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