i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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