...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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