that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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