The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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