But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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