Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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