she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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