i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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