We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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