I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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