Say something about gay babies.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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