Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
